Trick or Treat?

Come round my house tonight and you're not going to get a treat. So don't bother! I'm fed up with all this Halloween nonsense, in my childhood days we never used to be sent round to stranger's houses to demand sweets. I had my first trick-or-treaters round last night, at least I assume that's what they were, knocking on my front door rather than ringing the doorbell (too high for little hands to reach?), and as I lurked in the hallway I could hear children's voices outside. So I didn't answer the door. Do I smell children? They were a day early, for heaven's sake! First of all, I've nothing to give them as I don't keep sweets or biscuits in the house, secondly I'm just not into it. So tonight I will mostly be hiding inside with the lights off and ignoring the procession of children that will probably come a-knocking. Last year I was in my kitchen when I saw some ghouls walk past, they knew I'd seen them but I still ignored the doorbell. Bah humbug. Perhaps I should hire someone to dress as the Child Catcher and answer my door for me to try and scare the little beggars off, at Uni one time I remember we put skulls in the window and answered the door wearing lab coats and wielding dental syringes and pliers, and the kids ran away.


Not much else to report, have now ventured back to the gym and got caught leaving after 30 minutes (after I got bored) by my trainer yesterday who shouted down the corridor after me that we must have words... I think he may have noticed that I've been slack recently but I'm sure he won't mind when he finds out it was because of my toe (which is now better).

Oh yeah, I've had to come back to today's entry this evening as I forgot to include today's topical link which you can see here. On that note I've just ignored the first group of children who've rung my doorbell tonight. Hahahahahaha (insert evil laugh here).